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bottom desk

Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.

“How’s it going?”

Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”

“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”

by unhingedhoodoo May 20, 2024


Beta Bottom

A beta bottom is someone who won't admit that they're a bottom and insists that they are, oh I dunno, a switch or something. Just as an example

You're such a beta bottom, pineapple, you insist you're a switch but you're just a bottom. Please admit it.

by borv December 21, 2023


ultimate bottom

when you're wearing a collar at all times.

June wears an actual dog collar at all times, so she's the ultimate bottom in her relationships

by hypolimnion August 31, 2023


Bottom's Backup-Plan

Fake-fucking. It is when the receiver, or bottom, lays with legs together and straight with the torso either on their side or stomach. The other person, the top, comes in from behind and will be thrusting, using the perineum of the body. (Position can be done with the bottom on their back, and top entering from front side, with the bottom lifting up their balls to give access to their perineum.)
There is no actual penetration of the body being preformed with this position. When laying on the side, it should feel like a relaxed natural cuddle session. Adding a little bit of lubrication of whatever form desired, in addition to the bottom flexing their thighs and relaxing their thighs, will stimulate the top in the similar sensations that they would receive from anal penetration.

So if the bottom wasn't prepared or had to tap out, this still would allow the bottom to take care of the top and never let him walk away with blue balls.

Key note!! Bottoms...do not try to do the work, don't wiggle the hips, do not bring your knees up, your body should be lined up the same as if you were laying flat on your back on the floor.

I could not clean myself out before my hookup, but he didn't know any difference because of the Bottom's Backup-Plan. He still thinks he finished inside of me.

by Rural.Dictionary July 29, 2023


Bottom head

When Zirico (Tee hee roblox developer) is a loser

Shut up you bottom head

by NoWayItzMe November 24, 2021


kaka bottom

Kaka bottom is someone who uses a towel to wipe their bottom after producing a large amount of kaka

I met a kaka bottom this morning

by Plopblob1 November 23, 2021


Messy Bottom

someone who is homosexual and does the bending and overall gossips.

Person 1: person 3 has been talking bad about you

Person 2: fr?! such a messy bottom

by Marieeeeeeeeeeea February 28, 2024