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Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.
If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.
Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"
Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."
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Taking lettuce, and other salad ingredients put them on a chicks ass, then cover you're penis with Thousand Island and fuck her until it's like a salad
This morning I saw lettuce in bob's room, I think him and Devlin did a Belgian Salad Bowl last night.
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A very big ass
That girl is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal
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When a gay man licks out his lover's anus for an hour or longer, especially after he swallowed a full bottle of Wishbone Italian salad dressing.
Jon Basquiat couldn't wait to try the endless salad bowl that Clive offered him.
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A pot smoker who is incapable of rolling joints or blunts, thereby limiting them to bowls, pipes or bongs as there preferred smoking device.
She's been smoking weed for 10 years, but doesn't know how to roll a blunt!? She's a bowl pack princess.
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A person who looks different from everyone else around them. Someone who sticks out or seems odd.
Oh my god. Did you see what Ben was wearing? He sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl!
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Where you are doing your girlfriend from behind while she has diarrhea.
"Dude, I did the muddy soup bowl last night, it was righteous!!!"
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