November 1

The first day of Christmas cheer!!

Dude 1: “Hey it’s November 1st”
Dude 2: “You get the lights, i’ll get the tree”

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1 out of 2

Traditionally thought of as a ratio of 1 to 2, or a 50 % chance at something, the 1 out of 2 refers to an extreme type of diarrhea. It feels and has the sounds effects of a number one, but exits from and smells like the number 2. ( see butt-piss)

Jake: "oh man, i was on the highway trying to squeeze out a fart, and i totally 1 out of 2'ed it"
Tim: "man, i hope you showered yourself"

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youtube 1 like equals 1... comments

the stupidest thing on earth, and people use it to get kids to give them likes

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments: noun:DURHHH 1 LIKE EQUALS 1 PRAYER YEAHHH BETTER LIKE FOR THIS IF U DONT U HAVE NO SOULD
kid: oh shit i better like right now!
any person above the age of fetus: 🤦

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3-2-1

a method of smoking a joint in which every member of the circle takes three serrupticiously and holds them all,passes, and then two,passes, and then one,passes, and lets out once the new round has started.

"that 3 2 1 was heeaaavy!"

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1/2 bused

1. variation of "to be thrown under the bus" in which the victim is pushed under the bus when the front wheels have passed thus catching the running board and rear tires of the bus.

usage: "i got 1/2 bused in the meeting the other day when josh pretended to stick up for me but then threw me under the bus when he saw things were really going south."

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Beagle Boner 1

The title given to a person who delivers a steamy poo poo placed henceforth on a golden cupcake, and then delivered to the writers of snoopy. After said cupcake has been delivered, the entire writing staff rejoice and divulge in a traditional ritual in which said staff apply cupcake particles to every orifice, and every crevice that exist on the human bodice, resulting in the original supplier popping a boner.

I just did a beagle boner 1.

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1-9-7

aka AIG, meaning Almighty Imperial Gangsters, one of best and well known gangs in the chicagoland area.

guy1:"ey jo what u be taggin on that wall?"

guy2"1-9-7 maan, GANGSTER KKRAZY !"

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