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To use the restroom for the purpose of taking a piss.
Dude #1: OK, you ready to go?
Dude #2: Hold on -- I gotta go call my broker before we leave...
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A person who persistently phones up their victim for erotic gratification. Most often accompanied by a swift hanging-up or heavy breathing.
Oh my god, you'll never believe it! That was the drop-call rapist on the phone again. That's the 4th time since lunch! I gotta change my number man.
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A game that nobody can ever download
could be up to 100 gigs with no updates
(Just add it were i can play without updating. To Activision)
Dude1: wanna play call of duty warzone
Dude2: isint that game like 100 gigs
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When having anal sex with your partner while someone else is sleeping in the bed. You get on top of them and smear the poo hanging on the tip of your penis on their face to form a poo mustache. Then you take the hair from a freshly shaven chinchilla and lightly tickle them under the nose till they sneeze little bits of poo and hair onto your partner
When I slept in my friends bed I got a Sanchez's wakeup call ,and my chinchilla got a hair cut
dirty sanchez Mexican wakeup call chinchillarude awakeningbreakfast meathot carl
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the phrase you want to utter after the best lay of your life so far has dumped you for another, but you refrain because you don't want to sound pathetic. nevertheless, deep down you hope they'll come to their senses and come crawling back for more 'cause you, too, were the best lay of their life so far.
i emailed said person to let said person know that i was no longer interested in seeing said person. and when said person dropped by that night to pick up said person's stuff, all i wanted to say was, "call me someday." instead, said person just shrugged and apologized, and i just muttered, "it's okay."
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Lines that appear on belly when hunching to play Call of Duty (CoD for short) or other multiplayer games. Sometimes looks like a six pack.
#1 Hey dude, nice six pack! How did you get it?
#2 Dont tell anyone, but these are Call of Duty lines...
#1 Oh, well it really looks like a six pack.
#2 Yea i play CoD too much.
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A site on the internet where you can make a date for sex without knowing them or having to get to know them first.
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