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A very sexy kinda husky brown dude who just gets chicks like no other
That dude Big Black on Rob and Big is a Chocolate Bear.
14👍 28👎
The act of masturbating while taking a shit.
Man, that waitress from Hooters was freaking hot. But those wings are tearing me up. I gotta chocolate milk.
19👍 41👎
when a man fucks a woman so hard she diarrheas on the ground and the man cums in the puddle.then the man makes the woman suck it all up with a straw. similar to an ice cream sandwich.
Dude(randomly,out loud): Yo,I make a fuckin' good chocolate milkshake!
Younger sister: Make me one then!!!!
Dude:go to mexico and drink some water there and then we'll see.
19👍 41👎
To suck the shit out of ones asshole intentionaly
She had a mouthful of shit after she gave a chocolate kiss
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When someone wears a strap-on dildo and inserts it into his partners asshole
One of the best qualities of doing the chocolate unicorn is the amazing view!
8👍 14👎
The act of having lots of diarrhea into a toilet then shoving a girls face in it and butt fucking her until she goes unconscious
ohh dude i killed a girl with chocolate soup!.....but it was worth it
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the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.
"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"
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