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maple ridge christian school

An all around terrible school. Teachers act like police officers, Boy's can wear tank tops, girls can't wear shorts. FOR CHRIST SAKES WE CAN'T EVEN WEAR FLIP-FLOPS!

guy 1: Man, have you heard of maple ridge christian school?
guy 2: Nah dawg.
guy 1: You're lucky!

by Swagger 3000 September 21, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christian Science Reading Room

A bathroom.

Bob spent a good deal of time in the christian science reading room after eating that bad shellfish.

by roqlobstr September 21, 2011

19๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


New Life Christian Fellowship

The biggest cult in central Florida.

"Welcome to New Life Christian Fellowship! Where Jesus is Lord and People are Silenced!" - Dictator

by Made It Out Alive September 10, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Delaware County Christian School

Place where a bright young student is broken repeatedly. Resistance is futile. Jesus will win your soul.

Delaware County Christian school taught me how to hate myself more affectively.

by rachel March 25, 2005

83๐Ÿ‘ 80๐Ÿ‘Ž


Florida Christian School (FCS)

PART 3
The faculty was well you know "Very Christian" they live their God Worshiped lives throughout the week and later on the weekend they're like lets get drunk and party. Far worse than the fellow students. Every person at the school has their favorites. You have the deens horvering the school frightening fellow students handing out demerits and referals, mostly to the students they dislike, or hate.
The uniform wasn't a big deal, you'd have to abide with the rules. Yet, they have so many "no uniform" days were you don't have to wear the uniform, I wonder where that money goes to... Also one thing that was absolutely ridiculous was the school jacket. If it gets that cold a student should be able to wear their own jackets, not the school jacket! Plus they never have those jackets in stock and if they do, its the completely oversized ones.

continued in part 4...

Florida Christian School (FCS) is a dump.

by Student411&101 October 24, 2011

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delaware county christian school

A school full of rich white kids and international students. The teachers stay for a maximum of 5 years before leaving for a better position at another school so they no longer have to live on the two cents per year DCCS pays them. Wastes humongous amounts of time in class praying or preaching instead of teaching the material.

Person 1: Hey, I heard your sister goes to Delaware County Christian School!
Person 2: She graduated last year and is now a strong atheist.

by absolutejanes April 12, 2018

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Florida Christian School (FCS)

PART 5
The classes at the school have no variety. For example, there is a maximum of 4 electives. Band-many people take but you must buy or rent an instrument. Choir- a fun class, many people take and just mouth words, the only bad thing is the mandatory appearances you must make to sing at these ridiculous festivals that the school holds. Art- you basically have to be good at it to pass. Home Economics- Alright class, basically the only easy class you can take to get an easy A in, you can fail all test and quizes and yet pass. What I find to be the funniest is that students in 9th and 10th grade take Pre-AP, my friends in public schools were taking full AP classes. Florida Christian says they hold academic pretige and advancements, well when I started my junior year in public school I was a lost puppy, I felt stupid compared to everyone else. Students at the school were usually arrogant and pompous about their academics, telling the world they were much smarter than public school students, when in reality the public school students knew much more. But I have to say, I am thrilled I left the FCS for public school, I've learned so much in 1 year than in 2-3 years at Florida Christian.
continued in part 6....

Florida Christian School (FCS) is not a good school in my opinion.

by Student411&101 October 24, 2011

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