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That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.
It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.
You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.
The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.
Chuck the cat, is the shit. He's very different, judgemental, but if he likes you're in. Chuck really knows how to melt your heart and get what he wants. You'll never meet another cat like chuck. Chuck doesn't run from dogs, they run from him. If you ever meet chuck the cat, you'll never forget him.
Chuck the cat is always chasing them dogs.
The act of crying while masturbating when having online sex with a minor. Named after adult film “Chuckula’s Sexual Tears” starring infamous white supremacist pedophile Chuck Stegall.
I went downstairs and saw my roommate chucking the stegall in the living room. I immediately called the cops and he was promptly arrested for possession of CP on his laptop. I imagine he cries bigger tears in prison.
Getting Josh Chucked is the act of your electronic device(s) suddenly no longer being able to charge. This is most likely due to the pins in the port mysteriously getting bent with no explanation.
Leela's speaker is no longer able to charge because it got Josh Chucked.
When a chick is fucking you and laughing at how small your dick is
Did you chuck fuck that bitch ?
To violently vomit up all your stomach contents in an inconvenient manner.
"Hey man, pull over I'm gonna yuck chuck!"
"Yuck chuck? The hell is that? I'm not pulling over."
"Dude- Oh..OHH. Too la- *Rolls down window and proceeds to yuck chuck all across the side of the car*"
"NO! MAN! YOU'RE WASHING MY CAR!!!"