“Vain Cow” (adjective, noun)
1. an extension upon the original “cow” insult, except add the “vain”
a) “vain” -To no avail, useless
2.1 useless fat bitch.
2.2 a phrase used to describe an ignorant person when they exert another opinion to the public.
“Oh my god, you aren’t ready for the real world you vain cow”
the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
a cow that is too gucci for you *sassy snap*
"that cow is so gucci it must be a gucci cow"
A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.
It is used generally as a replacement for "Pretty Good"
The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's".
The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Ar! Cow and a Biscuit!
A phrase derived from the UK, especially the Midlands areas.
It is used generally as a "so-so" or more modern term "meh"
The origin of the phrase is not quite known specifically, but is rumoured to have been somewhere in the early 1900s in the town of Tipton, stemming from the Pie Factory now known more commonly as "Mad O'Rourke's". The restaurant chain pays homage to this saying with it's World Famous "Desperate Dan’s Cow Pie", some sources say this meal was originally served with a biscuit as a sweet option to cleanse the palette after a heart-warming and sumptuous meal.
Person A: Hey, how are you doing today?
Person B: Cow and a Biscuit! You?
Person A: Cow and a Biscuit!
a game where two people get down on all fours really close to each others' face and moo. first one to laugh loses
girl 1: hey do you see those hot boys over there
girl 2: yeah what are they doing
girl 1: lol they are playing the cow game. it's hilarious. let's go get their snaps
A cow tooth is when you like milk, cheese, yogurt, Beef, Beef Patties, Steak, and cheeseburgers.
Jughead: Mmmmm! Cheeseburgers! I have a cow tooth!