Even ask my Dad

A term used by highly intellectual people to show proof after making a statement.

I'm gonna be a neurosurgeon and be in the Secret service even ask my dad.

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ya dad sells avon

it means your what it says

person 1 :"your a dickhead fam"
person 2 :" shut up bruv ya dad sells avon"

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Big Divorced Dad Energy

Not unlike, BDE, BDDE is a variation that exposes the idiocy of one of the richest men in the world posting a pic of his bedside table. The internet exploded with comments about his #BDDE. The new Elon is not better than the balding one.

He was proud posting about his bedside table containing two pistols and a handful of Diet Coke (tm) cans, haplessly exposing his Big Divorced Dad Energy.

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Uncle Dad

An Uncle Dad is an ill-educated, likely inbred individual most likely of Southern heritage. They require long, detailed explanations to understand even the simplest of concepts. They are painfully stupid and thick. The copious consumption of homemade libations such as moonshine, white lightning and "apple pie" only serve to kill more brain cells, making the Uncle Dad even more logically impaired and inclined to do stupid things.

Oh, man, that Uncle Dad can't seem to understand the words coming out of my mouth. I'd love to have a video camera when he tries that bass fishing with dynamite thing though.

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Dad where is my anus

It was the funniest video in vine so the kid say that when they do that to the dad on playground

An example:

Dad: there is Uranus right there you see it you see it
Kid: dad where is my anus

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Your dad left you

An act of one insulting another who is acting in a certain way.

“I support EDP445 because he did nothing wrong”
“Timothy this is why your dad left you”

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straight from the fridge, dad

a 50's expression meaning "ain't it the truth" and/or that's "cool from the git-go"

"Our new roommate Shinji, just went skydiving with the punks cuz he's a little crazy"
"That's straight from the fridge, dad."

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