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Daniel Lloyd is the real world Batman and has a secret base in the UK, Japan, Russia and of course Gotham city. His Bat-mobile is just a motorized wheelie bin with the batman symbol drawn on the front in crayon (Crayola crayons of course). Knows ninja moves and fought in the Vietnam war, on both sides no less!
Also Daniel Lloyd A.K.A Batman has shared a close personal relationship with people such as Nelson Mandela, Ian Watkins, Fidel Castro, Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, Cesar Romero, Heath Ledger and Hulk Hogan over the years but all have sworn an oath to keep their knowledge of Batman's true Identity a secret.
"I heard Daniel Lloyd is Batman."
"Shhh that sort of talk'll get yous in trouble it will."
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That shitty vine/twitter meme which consists of a "well-dressed teen, and his friend commenting on his outfit". In reality it had no comedic ground to stand upon, other than "durr the voice is funny lmoa xdddd kill me".
Seriously, if you found it even slightly funny, you're part of the problem.
Damn Daniel! I have no complex thought and so I drown myself in meaningless, purposeless 6 second videos, as my attention span isn't developed enough to think critically about literally anything. Furthermore, I'm not even capable of forming unique preferences or ideas at all, so I just follow whatever everyone else is watching, no matter how moronic or bland it is.
Damn, Daniel! I'm an insipid troglodyte piece of shit waste of oxygen!
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Daniel is a caring and loving person very kind and forgiving, also hella fat n shit he hela neggative bruh, like you buy him McDonald's and he says "thanks" but like an hour later he's like" f*ck u dude why didn't you buy me and soda for that McDonald's " so don't buy him food cus he ain't gonna be thankful nigga and the first things I said was a lie
Daniel, the most negative person Eva like Eva man wtf. Daniel means strafner
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A person who is a shut-in who plays DnD all day in their parent's basement and loves politics.
"FUCK Daniel-Guillaume! He probably started the IRA!"
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A secret school shooter.
He is a blond white fucker that loves the word nigga. The type of guy that donates to the KKK.
KKK member 1: Wow we just got an a million pound donation.
KKK member 2: Nope that's Daniel Carter.
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A tall and skinny girl with long. And is an attraction for every boy. A girl who Is 11 and goes to Grange School.
Feyi Daniel is very beautiful.
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A term used for a person who has dementia, acts like a fucking idiot, and is rude to literally anyone they meet even if they don’t know them. They’re usually gay and always deny that they’re gay but will always ask you for dick pics. They also have an extreme foot fetish and will jerk off uncontrollably if they see a male’s foot for half a second.
Random person: *minding their own business*
Dementia Daniel: *walks to the man*
Random person: Hi, can I help you?
Daniel: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB IDIOT
Person: *starts walking away* I’m not dealing with this shit
Daniel: HEY COME BACK! I NEED TO SEE YOUR FEET
person: wtf…
Daniel: I LOVE FEET
Person: you’re weird
Daniel: HOW?!
Person: you just said you wanted to see my feet…
Daniel: NO I DIDN’T!
Person: *starts running*
Daniel: *licks his own feet while sobbing*
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