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A mythical beast of unknown origen. Thought to originate from even before the dinosaurs but scientist are still unsure. It resides just about anywhere as it can survive days upon days with only alcohol. Its chronic ADHD means constant stimulations is needed and if not provided, it will initiate a rampage. This consists of using its brute force to pin people down and either sneeze, cough or fart in close proximity to their face. This is exacerbated by the fact that it has never showered or used soap in it’s entire life. It is known as ‘el ogro’ by the locals and they live in constant fear due to its unpredictability. The locals have a saying whenever he is near “Huye, huye del ogro” meaning “flee, flee from the ogre”. It’s weaknesses are a Leyton orient loss and dog 4. Other than that, the beast has no weaknesses and is more or less unstoppable.
“Wait… is that ‘el ogro’?”, says Jordan. “Sweet mother of Christ it is! Run and hide!”, shouts Will.
He is the Main beast of life he has such a big hairy forehead and cock. He loves smashing breaks against his head and. has the biggest muscles that there ever was.
El macho more like FITTY MATCHO
When classic nintendo characters from the series 'megaman' dress up in a fridge costume to storm castles
Hello, sirs. I am El Fridgeo, and I come with water faries from the planet Texas.
Being woken up abruptly by a sharp punch to the dick.
Dalton was rudely awoken by an El Paso Hello.
The dumbest human alive.
The weakest person ever.
A retard
youssef el fouly is a cunt and has autism and is Mexican