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An immortal beast. You could throw him into a porta potty and he would end up in your closet the next day. He is very very sexy and can turn anyone on. But, if you disrespect him he will kill you. Respect the Lord or you shall be sacrificed.
"How tf did Jesus Frappe just reappear we killed him months ago"
When people are actually attracted to Jesus because of his handsome appearance.
Ironically, Jesus wasn't actually all that good looking according to the bible:
"He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him."-Isaiah 53:2
Most people seem to be attracted to Sexy Jesus when in reality Jesus wasn't all that beautiful
A taunt used with your arms spread open and slightly halfway raised, as though being crucified, while approaching someone.
"This mfker's coming up hard with them Jesus hands.."
" I came at em with my Jesus hands."
the fugliest shoe ever made. they look like something i wore to the zoo when i was six.
I was digging around in the dumpster and found these jesus sandles.
Jesus phac: An exclamatory statement used to illustrate a powerful emotional reaction or feeling
Ex. 1) **Stubs toe** "Jesus phac!"
Ex.2) "Jesus phac, nothing like going to church on a Sunday morning."
Ex.3) "Oh no, I'm late for work! Jesus phac!"
These are typically old ladies living in Camarillo who believe everyone is going to hell.
My parents live in a retirement community full of Jesus Lovers.
when someone has a terribly unfortunate face.
Fuck. Matt Is an Undeveloped Jesus. He is so fugly.