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ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips
INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.
- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN
-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
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Alternately, an ridiculously powerful and loud shotgun, usually a 6 gauge. From the slang word of the same name for a large and loud shoulder-mounted stereo because both can be heard throughout the neighborhood when used.
When Sama fired the Ghetto blaster, all the surrounding car windows blew out and Cameron involuntarily shit his pants.
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What is a "ghetto spread"? A ghetto spread is exactly like a debit spread, except you don't buy/sell both legs at the same time. First, you buy a long call, then wait for the premium on your short call to be higher than the premium of your long call, and sell it.
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A ghetto girl is a person-./girl that acts ghetto or wants to be ghetto. They always want to fight talk weird and wear clothes that are not cost that much, They do to much.
" Do you want to fight" " HEY GURL WHAT YOU DOING TODAY HAHA" " What you look at huh that's right nothing"
Molly- hi do you want to be friends?
Ghetto girl- huh girl bye? ..... . HAHA NO I DON"T!
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When the toothless hooker down at the corner offers to spread her pancake ass flaps apart so you can jack off on her stained balloon knot.
Mark: "Man, after getting all boned up at the club back there I could really go for a ghetto spread!"
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Also: G Princess. A girl that acts like a princess but is really just ghetto.
She acts like she's too good for everybody but she's really just a ghetto princess!
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The thing that annoying black girls do before they explain something.
* ghetto snaps.
guuuuuuuuurl, (some shit that no white person understands) yu noe wat im sayin'
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