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that hand that retards have.....you know
look at the retard with that happy hand
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To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.
"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"
The only song that has been sung FAR too many times!
Me: *ages*
Everyone who likes the happy birthday song: Happy birthday to y...
Me: Just give me cake god damn it!
Bob Ross was the happiest little cloud the world has ever seen. He beet the devil out of them haters and never made mistakes, only happy little accidents. Have a good day
Bob: Get you oderless paint thinner and then... Just beat the devil out of it (chuckles) and now we just paint some happy little clouds... Don't matter.... Dooon't matter
In an erotically blessed couple, the woman's clitoris, focus of all devotion, from which emanates such intense energy, joy and transcendent oneness that her lover can think of nothing else. ... Excuse me. What were you saying?
In the middle of the day, apropos of nothing, she suddenly blurted, "the center of our happiness" and he knew exactly what she was craving.
When a catholic priest eats out a nun on sunday around noon
Hey priest want a happy meal
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Phrase used to indicate that a ship has landed sucessfully. One of many obi-one liners
*crashes starship into the ground*
"Another happy landing"
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