bring him/her on screen

to bring on screen is a more polite way to say Facebook or Facebook stalk; a euphemism for online stalking

Me: I met a cute guy/girl at the party last night.
Tom: Bring him/her on screen.

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im trying crease her

Im tryna smash, Very rough to the point were shes creased

Vinnie: Bro shes fineeee

Tony: nigga im trying crease her

Vinnie: my NIGGA

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chase her own tail

Convincing a woman who is too good for you that she is not good enough for you. Making her jump through hoops when she has better offers on the table.

I plan to tell her to come over and talk to me some time if she is interested. She will chase her own tail for 20 minutes before some rich guy might send her a couple of martinis.

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Letting her walk the dog

Allowing your girlfriend do whatever she wants with your dick.

My dick always comes home happy...so I'm going to continue letting her walk the dog.

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gushed her soul out

died from a terrible orgasm, collapsed like a pig who ate too much, wet the tampon

We went down on each other, then I fucked her until she gushed her soul out.

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fluff-n-nut-her

also known as fluffer nutter

when a guy applies marshmallow fluff to his penis and has a girl suck it off until he climaxes, at which point he busts his nut all over her. hence the name "fluff-n-nut-her"

I asked maria if i could fluff-n-nut-her but she said only whores and sluts do that. shot downnnnn

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Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

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