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n. The distance you can walk before passing out after a night of heavy drinking at the bar.
Clarissa's irish mile is the first place she sits down.
A drink made up of Whiskey, ice, and water. Can only be drank in tazewell county
Buddy: “ how are u so fucked up already”
Richard: “too many irish gatorades ol son”
Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!
Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"
Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"
It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
An Irish Bullseye is when a person playing darts or another game involving a target is either so drunk or hungover that just hitting the target is considered a bullseye
One more shot of Jameson and I’ll be seeing 2 targets up there - won’t even be able to hit an Irish Bullseye
Not to be confused with black irish, black black irish are irish people with african and irish descent. Most of the time this makes it so the person doesnt look black but not super pale either.
I dont look black but im black black irish
A cunt of a man, usually broke , very small penis, latches on to an american family to sustain citizenship then sponges of the brother in law , usually ginger and slightly retarded, rides a sporster
He is a real irish ray