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When one cum's onto a sheep's back than proceeds to put the animal in a bus school and ram it full speed into a hospital wall.
Man two irish creams alone this year, what has the world became.
When two bearded men Tangle beards.
Irish face trap > chinese finger trap > venus fly trap
I was caught in a trap... An Irish face trap. Bobby and I tried some gay stuff and our beards got tangled.
Still drinking the alc but never enough to be drunk. Advanced Irish maneuver for absolute units only
Bloke 1: I thought you were quitting the booze, man?
Bloke 2: don’t worry mate, I’m not getting toasted tonight. Keeping it Irish dry
Bloke 1: absolute fucking unit
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When you cum in a girl's ass and she pushes the load into a shot of Jameson whiskey and then take a bite of corned beef and wash it down with the shot.
Man, I had no idea how crazy she was until she gave me some Irish din din last night.
A bathtub bukakke from a bunch of irish guys.
"She told me her new favorite drink at the Pub is an Irish Cream Bath."
"That's not a drink, Steve."
Meaning, "Not Irish"
Most countries don't place their nation's name before an invention. Eg: they are called trains, not British trains, Washing Machines not German Washing Machines, Gas lighting, not Dutch Gas lighting. The Irish have cottoned on to this fact and come up with a cunning strategy. You take something foreign and place the words "Traditional Irish" in front of and the people are generally so stupid they simply believe it.
Traditional Irish Bouzouki, Traditional Irish Flute, Traditional Irish Jig, Traditional Irish Hornpipe, Traditions Irish Guitar, Traditional Irish Didgeridoo, Traditional Irish Shepherd's Pie, Traditional Irish Pizza, Traditional Irish Sushi, Traditional Irish Eskimo Dancing, ect..............
A tractor with a cannon and missiles.
Go and get the Irish tank!
Farmer soldier: YES SIR!