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When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.
Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.
Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.
Kids dating means a kid is dating another at a young age
Look those kids dating
And they only look like there 11 and 10
When you use the stall at work after your friend does.
"Just dropped the kids off at the pool. "
"Nice. I'm gonna see if they want a play date."
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A euphemism for masturbation.
Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.
Except in Canada.
Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.
You want a date with Kimberly Clark?
No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!
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You should use Save The Date App for your RSVPs.
The Rsvp request is sent by text messages to all of your guests with one click
and their Rsvps arrive instantly. You can even resend after a couple of days only
to guests who still didn't Rsvp'd.
Save The Date
The Rsvp request is sent by text messages to all of your guests with one click
and their Rsvps arrive instantly.
The act of scheduling a date to engage in sexual intercourse via anal penetration with your spouse or mate.
Person 1: Wanna do anal tomorrow?
Person 2: Gape date?
Person 1: Im leaving you.
When two people date for the sole purpose of doing drugs together/supplying each other with drugs or providing an environment to do drugs. Usually a sexual aspect to the relationship as well but not a deep connection.
Did you hear sam and jack are dating?
Yeah I’m pretty sure they’re just drug dating.