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Shoe size

Big feet boys have big *eggplants*!!

person 1: what’s your shoe size?
person 2: 12.5
person 1: oh that mean your *eggplants* is big
person 2: yeah how did you know?

by SUCKMATOIES November 24, 2021


national jordan shoe day

A day on March 23 where you wear Jordan and get dripped out.

“aye man it’s national jordan shoe day”
“oh mb lemme put on my 1s

by glock0gan5 March 17, 2023


shoe appraiser

A person who professionalizes in appraisal of shoes

I studied fashion in college to become a shoe appraiser

by Knob star September 24, 2023


zoo shoes

Appropriate shoes for a 4-year-old to wear to the zoo. They have laces. Must cover your toes and are almost always pink in color. These are not sandals, work boots, rain boots or crocs.

Philina had to find zoo shoes before we left the house to go to the zoo.

by edeninoctober August 28, 2021


Poo In My Shoe

An expression used to express dismay

Person 1:Mate i've got to go and walk my fish
Person 2:For Fucks sake! Poo in my shoe!

by goongangginggan August 25, 2022


baddie no shoes

baddie no shoes is the opposite of a goodie two shoes, they do bad things at bad times.

look at that baddie no shoes over there! she just robbed a bank! HA HA HA😈😈

by baddie no shoes July 12, 2019


I'm a shoe

When you don't care

Person1: Yooo, I got a new car!!!
Person2: I'm a shoe

by Vakhluev December 13, 2024