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Kick the bitch out of you

To kick one's ass so terribly that their bitchy attitude vanishes for all eternity.

Shaniqua, don't make me kick the bitch out of you.

by EmpireCrowning May 12, 2014


National Kick a simp day

October 12 you can kick every simp you know

Tom:Caleb it’s national kick a simp day I’m gonna kick you.

by No simps October 11, 2020


eat cocks and kick rocks

if you tell someone this its probably because you hate the fuck outta them and they stick around anyway and you just want them to go away. similar to saying go choke on a dick :)

"henry, I don't give a fuck about your moms bunions, go eat cocks and kick rocks"

by R. Marie S. January 27, 2020


Do not kick Leo or Charles

Please

I am begging you, Do not kick Leo or Charles

by Ça October 9, 2020


National ball kicking day

The 3rd of May you can kick any guy in the balls and he can’t get mad

Sorry i kicked you but its national ball kicking day

by LALALalasaikbish April 5, 2019


kick your own cat

Phrase that means take your anger out on your own. Don't hand it (your anger) off onto someone else because you'll only be ruining someone else's day. To take someone's anger out on someone undeserving of it.

The story is: The boss learned that her company lost a client and so angrily fires an employee. The employee has a family of three and a wife to feed. He gets home disappointed, upset, and angered and so yells at his wife because the steak was a little raw. The wife after slaving at the stove for hours becomes pissed. She shouts at her eldest to stop trying to break his neck and do something with his life other than skateboard. The eldest, a regional-winning skateboarder becomes angry and on his way to his room, pushes past his younger brother saying "Watch it buddy, I'm not in the mood." The younger brother, who loves his older brother & practices everyday on his skateboard to be like him, becomes so uncontrollably irate that he goes back into his room, sees his cat sitting on the bed and kicks him.

The point is: You can't control whats going to happen in a day. It's best to think it over for another day. And to save a lot of people a lot of weariness and hard feelings, kick your own damn cat!

"Oh Steve! Just shut up and kick your own cat!" Cindy said. "I was perfectly happy 'til you came in here grumbling like that."

by some guy from the internet October 14, 2014


kick you a new asshole

kicking somebodies ass so bad that get a new one
(it is a expression)

"you Phil last night i was killing you in madden"

shut up before i kick you a new asshole

by JamesGround Attorney at law June 28, 2010

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