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Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him
There goes Matthew delusional
Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY
The squirrel: *starts crying*
Person 1: look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*
A most likely white male that spends his time watching dirtbike porn.
Also has a truck that cost more than his house
Damn... you gotta be cool if your names matthew... I mean the watches dirtBIKE PORN!!!
Is a man with a mommy kink
"a theres matthew with his mommy kink porn
a short odd boy usually with a troubled past. very outgoing and offen misunderstood. he is loving and never realy hold a grudge unless it is funny.
A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big blue eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares
Wow, I've never wanted to finger my self more. Matthew is really awesome