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can i have a blowjob

One asking for pleasure. By getting a blowjob. And possibly paying to be pleasured.

Herbert:Can I have a blowjob?

by -_- nope August 18, 2019

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CAN YOU KILL ME

NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c

Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c

by A v e r y ยฐ-ยฐ February 3, 2021

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Who can beat you

Who cares about the repercussions or what people think because nobody is seeing you 1 on 1 in a fight. Nobody can beat you up.

You can also say who can beat me.

Who cares, do it bro who can beat you.

by Dabeast4027 January 1, 2021

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Help me if you can

I donโ€™t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.

Help me if you can Iโ€™m losing hope. Canโ€™t just carry on this way.

by Zatarainโ€™s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021

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Which seat can I take?

When one is faced with a situation with two equally difficult choices.

If I take the back seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the front seat. If I sit in the front seat, then I am cut off from the social interaction in the back seat. Which seat can I take?

by N A Q March 18, 2011

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ayo can i get a bean

ayo can i get a bean

โ€œayo can i get a bean?โ€
โ€œnoโ€

by cheeseandcrackers February 11, 2021


I can make a guitar sing

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

by JormanThoad August 21, 2018