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Very funny term for masturbation.
"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."
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A meth addicts replacement for a nutritious lunch. It's a large dose of methamphetamine that an addict craves to consume on a daily basis.
"Why does Maria look like a zombie today?"
"It's because she just had her five finger meth lunch man. That shit messes you up!"
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Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. There is a part with a vietnamese hooker who says this. She also says "Me love you long time". Her words have been quoted countless times, and Full Metal Jacket is one of the most referenced movies of all time. If it was before your generation, you should go watch it.
You can say this is just about any situation if you want people to laugh.
Doctor: "Damnit, he's bled out, we've lost him"
Attendant: "Sucky! Sucky! Five Dolla!"
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When you and your partner are bumping uglies and the dude cums in his hand then share a celebratory high five making the cum fly like cum-fetti.
Hey, that was amazing. Cum high five me.
A variation of high five scuba dive, consists of high five followed by forward diving motion with the high fiving hand. Accompanied by the words "High Five Super Dive!!"
"High Five" on the high five, "super dive" on the dive.
Tom " Wow i just won the lottery!!"
Josh "Dude!!!"
Both "High Five Super Dive!!"
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A super-awesome high five, reserved for super-awesome moments, achieved by doing a huge, loud, possibly painful high five and keeping your hands together aterwards, with a crazy look on your face, preferably mouth open and eyes wide. Made famous by the TV show How I Met Your Mother.
"Yes! The Meatloaf song is finally over! Freeze frame high five!"
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