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a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.
tell your mom i left my charger over there.
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A word that a sorority uses to exclude one who doesn't know the true root or meaning of the word/phrase "your t4".
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you. reading this right now. there is nothing wrong with being gay. but ur gay. and you like the same gender
“your gay”
“what?”
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The term used by your asshole boss, when you fuck up once. Once the term is you flip him off and continue your work until you are forced to leave.
Tom is working on a potato display.
Tom's boss: Tom your fired.
Tom flips off boss and continues work.
10mins later cop arrives
Cop: Tom your boss fired you and asked you to leave
Tom: Ok, he's just mad I railed his wife yesterday
Tom goes to the office clock's out and signs papers.
Tom's boss: we will send you severance check through mail
Tom flips off boss and says
Tom: dont worry I will see you again, I creamed in your wife and stole he birth control.
Cop hi-fives Tom and escorted him to his car till he leaves
5 years later
Tom goes to old bosses house to pickup kid and flips him off
Tom's boss loves being a step-dad
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The longest thing in the whole Entire planet
Person 1: bro nothing is longer than my pp
person 2: what about your forehead
person 1: dies of ligma
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Your mom
YO MAMA IS SO FAT,UGLY,AND HAIRY THAT WHEN SHE WENT FOR A WALK IN THE WOODS SHE WAS SHOT AND WAS CLAIMED AS SASQUACH!....your mom sucks....
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