Douche Bag

Spencer Pratt. Enough said.

You know you're a douche bag when you want to fight an old guy like Al Roker for dissing your slut of a wife.

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Smash Bag

what is created when you are forced to take a shit on a crate/and or box into a double trash bag when no bathroom is available. Preferably done in a dark corner or a basement

Is that your smash bag in basement?
Yeah, Lew was in the bathroom first.
Well go throw it in the dumpster!

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fifi bag

A plastic bag filled with jell-o or warm fluid of choice. Once filled it is used to jack-off.

Hey Justin you left you fifi bag at my house.

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juice bag

a more politically correct term for a douche bag

Dude that guy is shuch a juice bag

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jizz bag

(slang) A condom or anthing that sheaths the penis for the purpose of retaining semen.

Always wear your jizz bag because you don't know where some of those girls have been

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wolf bagging

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.

We indulged in a spot of wolf bagging, and had a nice bacon sandwich afterwards.

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tattouche bag

One who is a total asshole idiot and is covered with tattoos. They also possess many of the same qualities of a douche bag.

See douche bag for more information.

Alison: "Dude, that guy over there with the tattoos is super hot!"

Dani: "Ew, I know him. He's a complete tattouche bag."

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