What makes you beautiful

An amazing song written by the British boyband One Direction. It is their first single.

"Jesus Christ, 'what makes you beautiful' is amazing."

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Make the white come out

Ejaculation

If she wants her way all she has to do is make the white come out.

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prepare for trouble, and make it double

to protect the world from devistation

to unite all peoples within our nation, Jesse James team rocket blast off at the speed of light
(prepare for trouble, and make it double)

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makes my dookie twinkle

A hilarious quote from Dave Chappelle's MTV Cribs show where he shows himself sprinkling diamonds on his food because "It makes my dookie twinkle"

Dave:Diamonds "makes my dookie twinkle baby"
Its the most balling shit you can think of

Come on in MTV ya broke ass muthafuckas

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Argh that makes me hard

From a song.
1) Used as a funny way of saying argh.
2) Used as a comeback to do with getting a boner.
3) Used whenever you want.

1) P1: "You left your bag on the bus."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

2) P1: "Yo did you see how the wind lifted up that chicks skirt!?"
P2: "Yessssss shes HOT!"
P1: "Argh that makes me hard!"

3) P1: "Hmmm I'm really bored..."
P2: "Argh that makes me hard!"

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how to make a girl cum

You have to go in circles on her clit

“Please keep going in a circle on my clit daddy that’s how I will cum”. How to make a girl cum

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makes my ass hurt

This is an adjectival expression best used to describe people, places, things, moments, and events that are so annoying/stupid/ridiculous/grating that patience diminishes, moods deflate, and the threat of violence increases. Basically, this phrase can be used to describe anything or anyone that grates on your last nerve.

The fact that we are having a departmental meeting to discuss cover sheets and TPS reports really makes my ass hurt.

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