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Someone who has their pants way to tight for their actual size, so their fat on their stomach hangs over
Mostly every fat person has a muffin top.
1: Did you see her Muffin Top.
2: Ya, it was so gross.
1: I know
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Top cat is an amazing female, good in the bed , crazy bitch in real life ! If u ever get u a top cat keep her ! She is also very athletic, smart , but evil
Hey you heard of the girl top cat ?
Hell yeah I heard she got fire cat
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A politically expedient, but highly ineffective, response to a major crisis or disaster.
A top kill, Obama’s Earth Day speech boiled down to a photo op with a fighter jet and a call to drill for more offshore oil.
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A word taken from TiK ToK by Ke$ha, when she says "Don't Stop" it sounds like Dons Top, a phrase that has come to mean great, awesome, cool, etc.
Person A: Wow that was so awesome!
Person B: That might even be Dons Top!
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top schools, also known as "topsies" is an act of sexual abuse in mainly public all boy schools whereby the freshers are forced under threat of voiolence or worse to nosh or wank off the more senior boys assigned to look after them.
James underwent a torent of abuse during his time at Picks', having the unnerving and unrelenting threat of performing top schools on the two seniors Jon and Mat.
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This is the day which immediately precedes a person's 40th birthday. This is the height of a person's life experience as they will be over the hill the next day when they turn 40 years old.
It is typically celebrated with songs celebrating hills and tops and is one last burst of color before the traditional all black attire for the over the hill observance.
A person's Top of the Hill day supersedes any other person's actual birthday in order of importance and should be the larger of the two celebrations as this day happens only once in a lifetime.
Sarah: "I hear you're going to be over the hill tomorrow!"
Katie: "Yes, but today I'm at the top of the hill!"
Ralph: "Happy top of the hill day! Enjoy it, it's all downhill starting tomorrow when you turn 40!"
Monique: "Did you hear today is Chris's Top of the Hill day!? there's a HUGE Party in the breakroom!"
Erin: "ya.. .but today is my actual birthday"
Monique: "Don't be selfish! You know Top of the Hill days are more important than regular old birthdays!"
Erin: "oh."
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A descriptive term which is used to define a mans characteristics. They commonly like football, sex, alcohol, tea & tits. Top shaggers often acknowledge other Top shaggers by greeting each other by saying “top shagger” followed by a smile, nod and a thumbs up.
Yande: Oi Timi! Top shagger, o por o por!
Timi: Normal normal!
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