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Always thinks his hair is good but needs a better barber who isn't cross eyed.
Always fasting so cost of ownership is low. But does love to take his t-shirt off at events even those formal corporate events.
If you are in his eye of affection prepare to spend every moment with him like it or not.
Hey Peter, put your shirt back on it's a fucking funeral party.
A person who does not like sports. Peter is introverted and lazy, but they are adorable. They are very passionate about the little things like music and they are a very good actor. They tend to procrastinate a lot but they do get everything done in the end, all be it last-minute. They have great friends who love them, but Peter is very skittish and doesn't like to be touched. Nevertheless, they do love their friends a lot and would die for them.
"Hey, do you know Peter?"
"Yes, they're such a great person! I'm lucky to be friends with them."
Someone who stabs his friends in the back and his motto is hoes before bros. In general they are only in it for the ladies.
That guy did a Peter on me, I though we were gonna hang out, but he is all about hoes before bros.
A penis. See, Schlong, Dong, Wanker, Dick, Prick, Richard, Johnson
Evan sticks his peter in a shampoo bottle to make sure its clean
A person who is really full of himself. Sees himself as a superior being and is above everyone else. Their actions are aligned with Narcissistic Personality Disorder and would happily spend a fortune just to flex. Peter is that loud mouthed idiot that everyone feels sorry for so they tolerate them. They enjoy criticising others to compensate for their own insecurities. People enjoy to have them around just to make themselves look smarter. Peter’s are highly materialistic and care about what others think the most.
The sweetest most adorable and cute guy (also a marvel character just wanted to make it clear) he is soooooooo funny and so sweet and caring he loves to do anything with you and is basically the love of your life you will never forget a Peter and they never forget you he is or acts just a like teenager and make sure to HOLD ON TO A PETER!!!!
Peter is the type of person to have energy anytime at all
Peter is a man, not just any man, the most admirable, kind, passionate, genuine man you will ever meet. Everyone has a Peter, even if they’re not actually named Peter. Peter’s are people that make a huge difference in your life, someone you genuinely couldn’t image your life without. He is not just a Peter, he is a king.
Wait, you know Peter? He’s the most inspirational man I’ve ever met! You’re so lucky!