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When you get so drunk you remember having ovine sex but all you can stammer out is a slur that sounds like "I flucked a pig" "I'm a pig flucker"
Man, I got so wasted last night I flucked hella pigs.. Man, you are a serious pig flucker!
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A sexual act where the female fellates the male with the male's penis deep in her throat. The male then proceeds to punch the female in the stomach so that the female gags and makes squeaky noises simular to that of a guinea pig.
Anne walked weird all day, I'm sure she and Bill did the guinea pig last night and it still hurts.
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A girl who will have sex with anyone.
I'm going to the bar to find a slay pig to bang out.
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1. a stoner who tends to demand first hits on all bowls of weed and intercepts the joint/bong as it's being passed to steal an extra hit; pig-hitters also sneak hits in private before the official smoking begins to achieve a head-start on their high
2. used to describe an individual who converts an entire bowl of weed to ash before they pass the bong to the next person and take larger hits than their fellow stoners
3. one who abuses and beats pigs
Bob: *cough* Here, Gus, it's your turn.
John: Don't mind if I do!
Gus: Dude! You already went! It's my turn now!
Bob: Gosh, John, you're such a pig-hitter!
Dude1: What the...why is the bowl finished already?
Dude2: Aw sorry man, I can be such a pig-hitter sometimes.
Dude1: hey, why is my pig all bruised and shit?
Dude2: well, I got kinda bored and decided to beat it.
Dude1: what?! I never took you for a pig-hitter!
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When two average build males have sex with an obese female.
Hey baby, wanna be part of this pig sandwich?
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A business owner who doesn't care about the acts that perform in their club or establishment. If an audience would pay for it, the owner would just as soon put two pigs fucking on the stage.
Joe is such a pig fucker. He let some stupid hack do 30 minutes of fart jokes.
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