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1- Great-grandparent's sibling's grandchild / Parent's second-cousin.
2- Grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Second-cousin's child.
My second-cousin-once-removed is a good person.
1- Parent's second-cousin.
2- Second-cousin's child.
second-cousin-once-removed.
The fist bump exchanged by two people with a mutual friend.
I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.
A man who allows another man to sleep with his significant other, provided that he is allowed to watch and masturbate.
A cuck who wants to feel included.
It was hard to have sex with my best friend's wife because he was playing Second Diddle.
When you think you’re a star... but you’re just a star fish.
When she thinks her pussy is sold, but expects us to mine it like it’s gold.
Lies there like I’m folding clothes, that’s just way too bold.
Even though she beacons,
we know she’s Slothy Seconds
reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.
"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"
The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!
(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay