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A term used by an indecisive pervert, as an excuse to have sexual intercourse with both sexes.
Jenny just couldn't choose between having sex with Jake or having sex with Melissa, because she was bi-sexual.
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The ~15 minutes a male has following an orgasm where all his thoughts are clear.
He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.
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Jane: look at that sexy guy with greased hair and two girls macking on him, while he's texting another.
Jack: You must be Boi-Sexual.
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Usualy someone who is such a loser they cant find someone of the same sex to date so they double their chances of finding a mate by sayin they "swing both ways. Otherwise known as despirate.
These are pathetic losers who need tho get a grip on life and grow up.
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A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"
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When someone does not want to have sex or engage in any form of sexual activity due to some emotional problem.
Summer: C'mon, old man, little boy, let's make an inter-generational sandwich!
Rick & Morty: Eww! Gross! DIsgusting! Put some clothes on for god's sake!
Centaur: Sexual hang-ups in the pleasure chamber are punishable by death!
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A magical rainbow colored scarf seen in "A Very Potter Sequel" that sorts Hogwarts students into their sexual preference.
The Scarf of Sexual Preference: Metrosexual!
Harry: Have any shoes to match the tie?
Snape: Yes. *hands shoes*
Harry: *Exasperated sigh* I'll make it work.
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