smoke somebody under the rug

The marijuana equivalent to "drinking somebody under the table." The more experienced smokers get a newbie members of the smoking circle WAYYY TOO HIGH by challenging his/her tolerance level.

Jimmy had never been high before, so I pulled out my quo and smoked him under the rug.
Now go grab your friends and smoke somebody under the rug.

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Kansas City Smoked Tuna

After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. Then eat her pussy. This results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn't need any sauce, but if it's a dirty rotten bitch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality BBQ sauce.

Tom: How was the camping trip with Linda
Mark: Pretty good I had some Kansas City Smoked Tuna

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Smoked to my Dome

To smoke so much weed that your head feels like its going to fall off of your body.

dude last night that blunt, man i smoked to my dome

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hickory smoked minute clinic

(Disclaimer): Can only be performed when fucking after a barbecue.

The hickory smoked minute clinic is performed by taking the leftover, uncooked hickory smoked bacon (from the barbecue) and first wrapping it around your dick. Once this action is completed you may proceed to take your meat covered cock and pork your girlfriend for exactly one minute. As soon as you pull out you must take the uncooked bacon and make her eat it exactly how it is.

"Yo I just saw Redneck Sam give that girl a Hickory Smoked Minute Clinic behind the Grill!"

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Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan

Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done

Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

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weed smoke girl

It is a special girl you choose to smoke with you over any girl, sister, other friends, gf or whatever. Its a high honor! lol
Excuse the pun ;)

Woman:hey honey! Would you like to smoke some weed with me?
Man:nahh baby, I got a girl for that, yah know my "weed smoke girl"

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oofta say smokes

A term used by a minnesotan refering to a hottness of a women. Used a lot while passing aq hot chick.

"Did you see Karen's thong just now? Oofta say smokes!"
"Oofta say smokes! that bitch was on fire!"
"You see the rack on that? Oofta say now!"

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