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When you prank call somebody talking about Howard Stern.
Carl: "Hey, Randy, did you hear about Ryan? He got the C-Span Special and now he's binging the Howard Stern Show."
Jack: "Really, I got one, too."
when a fart is shotgunned from one butthole directly into another butthole.
When I was in Amsterdam’s red light district I saw the infamous Düsseldorf special for 5 euros.
A trucker oven special is where you have uncontrollable wet shit farts, from eating at the Iron Skillet truck stop. You roll up all windows an blast the heat, in attempt to dry up the wet shit running down your back n legs.
Mike: Hey Alex! Do you know what a trucker oven special is??
Alex: No what's that??
Mike: I jus had wet shit farts from the Iron Skillet truck stop, so I rolled up my windows and cranked the heat to dry it up!
Alex: Sick fuck, that's like no bake shard cookies!!
A combination of MDMA and Cocaine as reported to have been consumed at Michael Barrymore’s party in Royston, Essex.
I got to bed at 9am this morning, it was the Michael Barrymore Special last night.
Fully making out with your kid until they have to push you away because they can't breath.
Mom: There's our high school graduate!
Daughter: Hi Mom! Hey Dad!
Dad: Come here so I can give you The Tom Brady Special!
That moment during rough, bloody intercourse when your left kidney explodes.
Bro, Bill Cosby drugged my drink and gave a New Jersey Special! Call an ambulance quick!