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suck my wang

the instigation of one wanting their wang to be sucked

hey u whore suck my wang!!!

by pseudonym March 15, 2005

57πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


suck me clean

1. Oral sex until the point of ejaculation has been reached and until testes are unable to produce semen; a reaction to extreme pleasure.
2. A response to an outrageous claim or request

1. Mother- Jimmy do your homework
Jimmy- Okay, but u gotta suck me clean first

2. James- That hoe was ugly
Johnny- Ya, she could suck me clean though

by Al Jihaaad April 12, 2007

37πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


dane cook sucks

dane cook a joke of a comedian is terrible and i like gonorrhea more than dane cook

dane cook sucks,
wana hear a joke? dane cook

by abrocar February 11, 2009

143πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


jegulus sucks

The ship between regulus and james is too fucking forced and honestly isn’t even good.

β€œDo you like jegulus”
β€œshut ur delusional ass up, jegulus sucks”

by ronjadeezballs January 2, 2023

6πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


sucks donkey balls

Really fucking sucks. Really.

Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.

You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.

Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls

by ThatGirl79 December 8, 2013

29πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


sucks to your assmar

goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase

Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit

Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems

by juliuserving June 16, 2011

116πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Suck My Boot

Used to mean many things:
it can be as inappropriate as you want it, it can be used jokingly or seriously,
or simply, someone can go chew on your shoe...
your pick,

"Hey, What's up?"
"SUCK MY BOOT"

by Stephanie XD February 24, 2009

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž