take it to the house

To diss someone greatly.

I will take you to the house playing basketball.

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Taking Back Sunday

New CD out now... Where You Want To Be

Your Best Bet

I thought it through and my worst brings out the best in you.

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take a load off

To poo and really relax afterwards

Hey Steve, I just went to take a load off and now I am hungry.

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taking the juice for free

To fake one's qualifications for a particular discussion by pretending to know what the other person is talking about (often out of politeness or fear of admitting that one doesn't get a reference), and then to continue enjoying the benefits of the discussion (including unearned enthusiasm from the other person, who thinks he/she are talking to someone who has something in common with them).

Example #1:
Person 1: So how about them Bruins?
Person 2 (not knowing anything about hockey or the Bruins): yeah..
Person 1 (now excited): YOU SAW THE GAME? It was so good!! I missed the last 15 minutes though!!
Person 2 (now deep in a lie): Err, yeah. They did great.

Person 2 didn't earn person 1's enthusiasm (energy/"juice"). They were taking the juice for free.

Example #2:
Person 1 (pointing at the moon): "That's no moon. It's a space station!"
Persons 2 and 3 get the reference and laugh
Person 4 (who never saw Star Wars, doesn't get the reference, can TELL it's a reference of some kind, but doesn't want to admit to not knowing the reference, weakly smiles or fake laughs): Ah
Person 1 (suspicious): Are you taking the juice for free?
Person 4 (caught): Yeah I have no idea what you were talking about

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Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.

Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.

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Taking Cheeks

The act of beating someone in a physical activity, usually by a large margin.

That guy is out here taking cheeks against his opponent.

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Taking A Taj

When u get to work, go directly to the bathroom, take a massive shit, and then come out and pretend to work for about 15 min and then repeat the process till u have shit 20 times, or the work day is over .

Hey man I don't wanna work, so I'm gonna spend the whole day taking a Taj

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