Money Roll

The rolling action of the scrotum between fingers as if asking for a monetary tip. This is the most useful form of scratching or itch relief on the balls.

Dude, I had this nasty itch, but the money roll totally worked it out.

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Hoagie Roll

The act of a woman (what ever your preferr) stuffing a males penis all the way in your mouth and then all the way out. Just like you'd try to cram a sub or hogie in your mouth.

Dude, she hogie rolled me

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finger roll

The way white ballers get down on the hardwook or blacktop without dunking it.

Boy that kids gotta crazy finger rolls.

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Pick and roll

While driving, another driver on the road blocks yet another vehicle that would otherwise hit your car, setting the "pick." Then, once the pick is established, you "roll" into an otherwise imposible turn.

Alex - "It's impossible to make this turn, how will I ever get out?"

Joe - "That lady in the Explorer is setting a pick for you. Roll motherfucker roll."

Alex - "Kazaam, I just executed a perfect pick and roll."

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california rolls

Originally invented in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada; these disgusting little knock-offs consist of: Gohan (sushi rice), Nori (seaweed), Kappa (Cucumber), Avacado, and Fake Crab+ Mayonniase paste (think Tuna Sandwich)... all rolled up inside out from the way of traditional sushi (to hide the seaweed from plain sight).

This "Meal" (and I use the term loosely) is often eaten when someone thinks that they are being cultural by eating "japanese food".

The Japanese dispise California rolls because they are not considered traditional sushi, or even sushi at all... they are an invention to try and make people who don't like sushi "like sushi"...

Becky and Suzanne went to their favorite Japanese restaurant and ordered california rolls because they thought that they were being cultural by eating japanese food..

"Hey Zansuki, I just shit in his california rolls!"
"SO DESUKA?? SUGEI!!"

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Rick Roll

Something that only cocksuckers do.

I swear that I am going to inflict physical harm on the next motherfucker that Rick Rolls me.

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Rolling Deep

1. You will know it when your doing it.
2. The act of being bad ass.

When you are cruzing 130 on the highway, you think you are rolling deep. Then when that guy passes you on the inside lane HE IS ROLLING DEEP.

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