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when you beat your meat in a public setting
“Did you hear about John doing the canadian jerk in the bathroom?”
I come from Canada I am real and I am sexy as hell also love to drink Molson Canadian beer
Hey girl u like to party
Hell ya I am Canadian
Stick your tongue in her ass and proceed to spin around
I gave that ho a Canadian screwdriver
When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage
Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.
when you pour maple syrup into your pussy and bounce on your lovers cock so fast it starts to build friction and he lets a loud cock fart.
"my girlfriend miranda poured syrup into her pussy and bounced so hard i had a canadian cock burp"
When your Canadian boss loves a certain sales rep so much, even the mention of their name makes him pop a boner as red as the maple leaf on the Canadian flag
That rep must have called, the boss's Canadian flag is at full mast waving in the wind
cannabis and cocaine
some wise guy told me this long time ago.
Sorry babe, bank's closed, lets go for a Canadian cocktail instead.
I prefer cocopuffs myself.
-I don't, gimme that! (grabs Canadian cocktail kit out of her hands)