A mike guzzles mustard on the daily, he is also very meek.
Mike Robbins: I GUZZZZLED DIJON MUSTARD YESTERDAY.
Person: Ok Mike
A person who feels the need to always insert themselves into an situation and try to help but tends to only make things worse
Kory: what did I missed in class?
Quan: we just reviewed the “Mike Jolley Complex”
If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.
In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
Mike Dirnt was at his prime during Dookie and Nimrod era
"Mike Ka Boobly" is a popular singer, his most famous work being 'Feeling Boob'
"My favourite singer is Mike Ka Boobly!"
"Oh yeah! I heard his song on the radio last week."
When a girls sucking your dick you punch her in the back of the head and say "Mike Tyson".
I gave her the Mike Tyson