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purple-headed monster

Slang for penis

Wait'll I show her the purple-headed monster!

by Jake March 26, 2004

24πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cookie monster

A scary ass looking dyke who's liable to tear apart her fine ass lookin' girlfriend's sweet sweet candy hole.

Look at that cookie monster over there with that fine assed lookin' bitch.

by Jon P. D. August 7, 2004

5πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Monster Energy Drinks

An energy drink largely consumed by kids under the age of 14. Basically, kids drink it too look mature, but everyone knows there mommys still tuck them into bed.

12 Year Old: Yo, lets get a monster

12 Year Old 2: Totally, We will look really cool holding a drink meant for adults!!!!

Kids at park: OMG THEY HAVE MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS!! LETS CROWD THEM AND ASK FOR AIR SIPS!!

by Magneticturkey April 30, 2010

95πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Doo-Doo Monster

one who is obsessed with doo-doo. This person will stop at no cost to make sure that in each and every chance he/she gets they mention the word doo-doo. Doo-Doo Monsters are avid collectors of doo-doo and can travel lands far and near in search of the the "sacred" Holy Ground of Mt. Doo-Doo which is located off the coast in the Land of Doo.

Hey Jimmy! Quick! Flush the toilet before you attract the Doo-Doo Monster. We don't want him to cover you in filthy doo-doo! Muahahhaah

by Joe Dembeck February 22, 2008

18πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Dragon Warrior Monsters

A video game for the Game Boy Color that is a kick-ass version of Pokemon. The object of the game is to lure monsters to become your allies using meat. Then with these monsters you breed to make better monsters to win the Starry Night Tournament.

Guy 1: I'm playing Pokemon because I'm a retard.
Guy 2: That's too bad. You should play Dragon Warrior Monsters instead.
Guy 1: Why would I do that?
Guy 2: Well I guess you wouldn't if you're a retard.

by DWMKing July 29, 2005

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


my singing monsters

LOOK AT THE STARS IN THE BIG BLACK INK TELL ME WHAT YOU FEEL AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IS IT COLD OUTSIDE?, IS IT COLD OUT?

a game thats popular but also known for its songs"my SINGING monsters"

by Mr. Alli the girl and man December 3, 2022

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

by Sex education April 23, 2019

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž