Quick access(s)

When your penis makes another hole in your cheap boxers when having a boner.

Guy 1: "ah man, last night I just made another quick access(s)"

Guy 2: "man, you need better boxers dude"

Triple S Maneuver

The (3) Three S's are Shit, Shower, Shave. This is the mandatory routine before a night out. This regimen applies to both sexes.

Friend: "There's some people at TGI Fridays, you wanna roll?"

You: "Yeah, I gotta pull the ol' Triple S Maneuver, give me 30."

by your 1's

alone - to be on your own

when you is by your 1's

Loco on the 8's

When a clingy significant other insists on getting 5 'check-in' texts an hour to see what you are doing.

"Dude!!! It's just poker night and your bitch has already text you a dozen times! What is she, 'loco on the 8's?'"

"Girl, your shit's been blowing up all night! Who you datin? Jim Cantore!?!??! Dude be 'loco on the 8's!'"

S.0.V.

S-Spanish
O-Or
V-Vanish

When you don’t do your Spanish lesson duo will find you! ;)

Kid: hahaha I didn’t do my Spanish lesson today!
Duo the green owl: teehee
Kid: what the heck?
Duo the green owl: SPANISH or VANISH! *smiles*
Kid: what?
Duo the green owl: S.0.V.!
Kid: oh...AHHHHHHHHHH *kid vanishes*

90's dick

Getting through the aids epidemic fucking any and every girl without contracting the disease. "The invincible dick"

Dang man how many girls did you fuck in the 90's?
Thousands!!
Shit man you got that 90's dick.

Keith G: I'm out here slaying all this pussy and everyone thinks its cause I'm good looking. That's not the case... I got that 90's dick
Tate: Oh that makes sense!!!!

S my V

Suck my vagina.

yo bitch ass, S my V!

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