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A text message in the shape of a waffle. #
He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)
Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies
fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.
When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.
His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on
The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.
George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.
a person who really fucking sucks
"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."
"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
Flaking out on plans
Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.
Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.
2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”
Life is good.