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Best cookie in cookie run!! That’s a fact everybody agrees, they should.
Fire spirit cookie is best cookie
the cheap gift a deadbeat dad gives his kids on his rare visits and the kids think he is a hero
My ex shows up after eight months with dollar store cookies for my son's birthday and his face lights up like he bought him a new bike.
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I was finger bangin' the bush cookie while sitting in the back of the school bus.
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a peice of crap cookie that tastes like cardboard with a peice of paper in it!
Actually the Fortune Cookie was NOT invented in China or Asia!
i was actually invented in san francisco! - the one thing that was not made in china; oh wait they do make it we just invented it!
Girl: When do we get our fortune cookies?
Guy: Why do you want a cookie that tastes like cardboard??
Girl: Because it has a fortune in it.
Guy: Thoses are bull shit, i could tell you your fortune and it would be better that the ones they make up and stick in thoses cookies!
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When a fat chick pulls down her pants and her and she has a chunk of shit on her ass
Dude your mom has a chunky cookie.
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A monster cookie pinwheel is when you skate up to a locomotives cow catch , you 360 punk buster to the second car, do a lemonade hand stand on the third car, a whipping-post ollie to the fourth car,a demon stomper on the fifth car, and a gleaming the cube off the sixth car, before dismounting the train.
Skater McGee died attempting a monster cookie pinwheel
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Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.
What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.