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The hole in the end of a man's penis.
You ever talk to me like that again I'll shove my key in your Golden Eye
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A team with a young trio of Jason Richardson, Mike Dunleavy, and Troy Murphy who on paper look like an exciting team. However they are coached by that dumbass coach who used to coach Stanford named Mike Montgomery who doesn't know shit how to play NBA style and from the looks of it they are en route to miss the playoffs for a record straight 11 seasons.
Lets go to a Golden State Warriors game in Oakland Coliseum and root for the opposite team.
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when you piss in someone's ass and then shucks it out
last night i drank amanda's golden doughnut shake.
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When a female is urinating on a mans face for sexual pleasure and passes a kidney stone.
Would you like me to give you a golden meteor shower?
Used to surprise ones girlfriend for a Birthday, the Golden Gate Steamer, always performed on a Yacht, involves the act of motor boating an unsuspecting female as the boat goes under the Golden Gate Bridge. If done correctly, steam will collect on the inside of her blouse/tube-top.
Man Eric gave the best Golden Gate Steamer since Obama became President!
Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.
The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.
The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.
A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.
“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”
“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”
Sex Posistion; When a man "Titty Fucks" a woman, but does it inverted{reversed} so that his ass is in her face thus allowing her to toss his salad. Typically done laying down or on the edge of a bed, table, counter, etc....
Origin: Woodstock circa 1969. *See what I did there*
Greg: "Hey bro did you try that RTGG yet?"
Steve: "Oh you mean Riding The Golden Gate? Yeah I did it to Melissa last night man, she was eating my ass like a Klondike bar while I fucked her tits."
Greg: "Nice,......you lucky bastard."