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When you pull out and got period blood all over your johnson...
"After I finished I noticed she was totally in heat man, shit looked like a murder scene , communist rockets from the USSR bro.
Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.
Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."
When you choke your dick out until it turns blue, do a line of coke off of it and stick it in a girl on her period. In that order.
I had to shower 6 times last night after my girl wanted to try a rocket pop.
Sex position: eagle with a broken wing then…
*Pop*
Vibrator in the bum
Rocket.Pop.
Eagle with a broken wing was old until I gave her the rocket pop.
Sex position: eagle with a broken wing then…
*Pop*
Vibrator in the bum
Rocket.Pop.
Eagle with a broken wing was old until I gave her the rocket pop.
An energizing combination of kratom and caffeine
I got the work of 5 Chinese slaves done yesterday thanks to Rochester rocket fuel
The Squat Rocket is a sex position in which the lady drinks laxatives and then squats over the man's face. He then opens his mouth and awaits the lady's bowel movement.
"I'm finna give this man a squat rocket tonight."
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"