Uncle Frank

Uncle Frank(full name(false) Frank Lee Redmon Jones, also known as Mr. Jones) is an entity which takes the form of a very old man who lures children to his cabin in the middle of the woods with promises of candy, then proceeds to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts. He can often be seen hiding in the closets and under the beds of small children or driving either a white van or an old pick-up truck. This creature may also take the form of Mr. Jones, a middle aged man who kidnaps children in his white van to feed on their life energy through forced sexual acts in the woods, then dismembers them. This creature is number one on the FBI's List of Most Wanted Pedophiles. This creature can be killed, however it can be hard to tell if it is actually deceased because the creature has the ability to appear to be dead for long periods of time. It survives off of the life energy of human beings, particularly children, however if prepared can go into a period of hibernation and not feed for long durations of time.

I love my Uncle Frank very much.

sesqui-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s half-sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My sesqui-first cousin-uncle is a good person.

Uncle Neddy

Pervert. Someone who enjoys touching small children inappropriately. A code word two friends use to talk about pedophiles and disgusting child touchers when they are in public as to be conspicuous.

"Ewww... see that old guy holding that little girl--- He is totally an Uncle Neddy!"

"Don't let him near your child! I hear he is an Uncle Neddy!"

Uncle Tyrone

The white equivalent to Uncle Tom.

Lori Lightfoot's wife is a total Uncle Tyrone for allowing Lori not to interview white people.

Uncle Lore

Uncle lore is when your uncle tells you the stories of his life in his youth. These seem amazing compared to your childhood.

Random Evening
Son: Hi Uncle do you have any stories?
Uncle: Let me tell you about my Uncle Lore, about the time I almost married a girl who's family is worth $8 billion

ur uncle a cuckle

the biggest comeback ever.

"ur mom gay lol!"
"yeah well ur uncle a cuckle"
fucking dies

Uncle Smirny

The headache you get the morning after drinking the cheap vodka, Smirnoff.

"I can't come to work today, Uncle Smirny has come to visit,"