When you stomp poop down the shower drain
Hey Waffle Stomper you left some poop
Something you never want to hear from your roommates bedroom..
A text message in the shape of a waffle. #
He was totally eating that #. (waffle text)
Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies
fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.
When your stretch jeans start to ripple or “waffle” in the areas that are continually stretched ie. the crotch and the knees.
His jeans have got serious waffle crotch going on
The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.
George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.
a person who really fucking sucks
"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."
"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."