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Thomases are short, have freckles, somewhat funny, arrogant, and could make you smile. They are good friends, and are clueless when it comes to relationships.
Kid: "look at that short kid."
Me: "He's probably a Thomas."
Those who are named Thomas will have an uncanny ability to say the N word - sometimes surpassing 1000 n words per day.
Damn look at that white nigga thomas ! He do be forbidden in mixed race areas
If you know someone named Thomas or you are a Thomas, you are probably a piece of shit. You are an extreme narcissist, egotistical, misogynistic, shit eating asshat on a stick that would cheat on someone if given the chance. You also probably have a beard shitty or not. :)
Girl: That piece of shit no good scoundrel!!!
Girl 2: Was his name Thomas?
Girl 1: How did you know?
Thomas is pretty much the perfect guy. Effortlessly smart, funny, attractive, athletic, kind, very tall…. the list goes on and on. He might seem cold, but his personality is anything but that. He can make anyone smile with his jokes or endearing awkwardness. You are very lucky if you’re friends with Thomas; arguably even luckier if you’re dating him. He’s just an amazing person to be around and be with.
“Who is that extremely attractive guy over there?”
“I don’t know, but his name must be Thomas”
Thomas, the one dude that is addicted to video games. Thomas is funny, tells the best jokes, but gets annoyed very easily. Thomas is hard to befriend, once your friends with him, you will have the best time of your life. Although befriending a Thomas is a huge accomplishment, he still prefers video games over you, so if it gets hard while you watch him ditch you, and play video games instead, just remember, that's Thomas for you.
Friend: Hey Thomas! Lets chat!
Thomas: No im playing video games you idiot
Friend: I hate you
Thomas: I don't care, now let me finish my game.
Thomas is known as the terrorizer of Holtsville. He is a very unmature teen that goes to Sachem East high school. He is know as raping little girls and boys. Also has been caught giving head to a random guy in the bathroom.
Thomas is bad
Thomas is the type of person to rape a little girl at a local park or school bathroom. A Thomas is usually the type of person to eat all day long, play soccer, and is a very good runner. Thomas is pretty fat if you see him somewhere he takes up almost 3 seats. He is often known at terrorizing Holtsville or more exact Summerfield
Is that Thomas raping another child!?