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Ugly clothes wrapped around a real turd of a person; could attract attention of the urban fashion police.
Hey, check out the turd blanket. He must have scrounged all the finest dumpsters in town to find that shit!
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Is a raw turd (uncooked), mixed with water. Baked in a muffin pan for 15 minutes at 350.
Oh Boy! Turd Muffins.
Mom is cooking turd muffins tonight.
That smells like turd muffins.
Man! I wish I had a turd muffin right now.
Need to lay off the turd muffins, I'm full of shit .
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Pubic hair you swallow during oral sex, then expel out during your daily fecal dump.
Guy 1: I was eating my girls box out last night what a huge bush, swallowed like 10 pubes.
Guy 2: Not good your stomach wont digest that, should come out in the form of a Fur turd.
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An individual has to shit extremely bad and holds it in for an extended period of time. When they finally find a toilet, unbuckle, place on the toilet seat, cut loose, and the shit pile in toilet resembles a mushroom cloud. Looking like cauliflower sticking out of the water.
Eric had to shit terribly bad, however McDonald's was closed. When he finally got home he unleashed a hiroshima turd. All civilians were killed upon detination.
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A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.
She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.
Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.
Kelly: you are such a turd blossom
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1).A turd comprised with chunks of undigested food such as corn
2).Multiple turds from different donors stuck together, usually found in port-o-pottys and gas-station restrooms
"After eating that corn today, next time i shit there's gonna be a huge turd mongrel in the toilet"
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