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Cigar or “poop” shaped asteroids that were discovered by astronomers recently also believed to be UFO’s by some researchers. After this hit the internet, people began joking around about it.
Tyler: Did you hear about that cigar shaped asteroid?
Internet Troll: Yeah it looks like a space turd. I guess Uranus took a shit.
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A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.
Guy1 Dude, That's one Epic Turd!
Guy2 I know! It hurt like hell and I think it blew out my rectum!
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The exchanging of fecal matter with another.
You're a real turd swapper, Dave.
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Pubic hair you swallow during oral sex, then expel out during your daily fecal dump.
Guy 1: I was eating my girls box out last night what a huge bush, swallowed like 10 pubes.
Guy 2: Not good your stomach wont digest that, should come out in the form of a Fur turd.
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An individual has to shit extremely bad and holds it in for an extended period of time. When they finally find a toilet, unbuckle, place on the toilet seat, cut loose, and the shit pile in toilet resembles a mushroom cloud. Looking like cauliflower sticking out of the water.
Eric had to shit terribly bad, however McDonald's was closed. When he finally got home he unleashed a hiroshima turd. All civilians were killed upon detination.
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A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.
She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.
Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.
Kelly: you are such a turd blossom
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1).A turd comprised with chunks of undigested food such as corn
2).Multiple turds from different donors stuck together, usually found in port-o-pottys and gas-station restrooms
"After eating that corn today, next time i shit there's gonna be a huge turd mongrel in the toilet"
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