double-great-cousin-uncle

Son of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

uncle buddy

Two gay guys banging in an alley

Man those guys are really getting after uncle buddy back there

uncle louis

Fattest mother fucker alive with a perm, a rock hard belly, and a big 'ol cock. Also works at the VOC.

Uncle Louis has crazy eyes again... You know Steve is getting it this time!

uncle kemilio

FRIGGIN IDIOT!!!!


candy ketchup

uncle kemilio: im a FRIGGIN IDIOT!!!

down with mexicans

Uncle Shortbus

That one family member who is known to everyone else as retarded. While this may be the case, he prefers to be called shortbus instead of retard so that he thinks he is equal to everyone else. It also reminds him of his friends who ride the shortbus with him to the adult night school, at which he learns his alphabet. He likes to be called Uncle after not being one to anybody since he is an only child.

"Hey John, have you seen Uncle Shortbus lately?"
"I've got no idea of where he was last."
"Me will go down steps when me done changing my diaper like a big boy."
"Great job Shortbus, you changed your diaper, but you still smell like the turds were stuffed inside of your shoes."
"Sorry"
"It's okay, for now I guess."

Second uncle

Male cousin of mom or dad

Me and my second uncle are closer than my uncles

my uncle is making the best pizza

brutally loving dough and uncle absolutely smashing the f out of the dough

My uncle is making the best pizza
he loves it too much

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